Hello Internet User! If you’re reading this you actually care about who I am. Oh god. Well my name is Jonathan Vann, and I enjoy being as random as possible. I also like telling long short stories about just about anything. I dislike anything I don’t like, and I like anything I don’t hate. My favorite food is…… anything that’s not a vegetable. My favorite sport to play is soccer or if you live in somewhere that’s not America, it’s football (futbal). I enjoy watching anime, a lot of anime. I also enjoy playing games, if I list the games I’ll sound like a nerd and you’ll probably alt+tab and maybe close the browser because some people do that. It hurts Internet it hurts. I’m interested in interesting things that are somewhat interesting to the interesting person. Interesting isn’t it? My goal is to not to fail in school. It’s a reasonable goal isn’t it? Hmm.. What else. Oh! Oh! Music, I have no favorites as long as it’s not loud and deafening I’ll enjoy it. On a side note, I’m surprised you’re still reading this. Most people would just navigate to a new website or the other parts of this website by now. You’re a strange individual aren’t you? Well being strange is normal so I guess you’re pretty normal too.
“If life gives you lemons, you eat em’ and cringe because you just ate a lemon.”
“The apple doesn’t far from the tree” Unless of course that tree is on a hill so that apple would roll down that hill and maybe there’s a raging river and that apple would flow into the ocean. The apple in the ocean would get caught in a fish net maybe. And dumped onto the boat. And maybe a fisherman will find it and throw it back, and be eaten by a fish. Which will eventually die and decompose and go back to the earth and might be used as compost for a new tree.
"What's black and blue and just made you read this?"
"Me, I lied about being black and blue!"
Jobuva was created by mashing the first two letters of my first name, middle name, and last name.
This webpage is an assignment given to me from my teacher.
“If life gives you lemons, you eat em’ and cringe because you just ate a lemon.”
“The apple doesn’t far from the tree” Unless of course that tree is on a hill so that apple would roll down that hill and maybe there’s a raging river and that apple would flow into the ocean. The apple in the ocean would get caught in a fish net maybe. And dumped onto the boat. And maybe a fisherman will find it and throw it back, and be eaten by a fish. Which will eventually die and decompose and go back to the earth and might be used as compost for a new tree.
"What's black and blue and just made you read this?"
"Me, I lied about being black and blue!"
Jobuva was created by mashing the first two letters of my first name, middle name, and last name.
This webpage is an assignment given to me from my teacher.
Music - Mawhs - Retrospective
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